Archive for August, 2006

Computer Blues . . .

Monday, August 28th, 2006

These machines live on the tears of broken lives and dying dreams…

From “Tip the Scales” by Rise Against

My laptop computer crashed awhile ago, leaving me without a means of updating my blog short of bullying the kids off the computers at out local public library. Naturally, the situation was critical, requiring my constant attention and several pleading, groveling phone calls. By the time I was done, I managed to acquire a new computer, a new monitor, a new video card and… well, you get the idea.

With my mind and my hands focused on all the tasks associated with rebuilding my computer identity (and it only takes one crash to prove just how much of our lives and our psyches are invested in these annoying little electronic boxes), you’d think I’d have little time for anything else. Still, in the midst of this electronic apocalypse, I’ve managed to land meaningful, full-time employment. I’m not sure how that happened. Maybe it took place at night or in the early afternoon or some other time when I’m known to be sleeping. No matter, the consequence is very real: I can no longer hide within my house, having my groceries delivered and generally living like a character from a Faulkner novel.

I’ve been outed—out of my house, at least.

It is said that energy, like work and natural gas, expands to fill a vacuum. My new computer system runs faster, has a bigger monitor, downloads and uploads like a dream, makes my breakfast … you get the idea. So, here’s to hoping I can update this blog a little more regularly now that my computer runs faster than I do…

Bill Gates Is NOT the Prince of Darkness?

Monday, August 7th, 2006

I’m sure you’ve heard by now that the University of Toronto conducted a study on Toronto teenagers, the results of which proved that electronic messaging devices like Instant Messenger do not erode the grammar skills of teenagers and may, in fact, improve them. (You can read more at the University of Toronto’s website.) While this seems to be breaking news across the nation, it comes as no great surprise to me. What does surprise me is how many people, having lived through similar experiences, have forgotten then so quickly.

Paraphrasing Santana (the philosopher, not the rock star): don’t learn history and you’ll repeat it within your lifetime.

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Painful Lessons

Friday, August 4th, 2006

My church regularly sponsors a summer camp for teenage girls. The purpose of this camp is to inspire young women to think about good choices and to recognize their value as young women. For most girls, this camp is a positive experience, an opportunity to stay up all night with friends and do whatever girls do when they get together outside of the eyesight and arms’ reach of their parents. It’s fun to see these girls come back from camp, faces graced with sly smiles and eyes speaking of secret fun known only to one another.

Yes, Girls’ Camp is usually a good thing. But not always.

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I got a gold star, I got a gold star . . .

Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

I was visiting the SPOGG (Society for the Promotion Of Good Grammar) blog tonight and suddenly it felt like high school all over again. There was the chance to take a grammar quiz!

For years, I’ve dreaded any conversations about grammar. It’s not that I hate grammar. I actually appreciate a well constructed sentence. Rather, I do not like grammar so much that I’m willing to spend even fifteen or twenty minutes debating the appropriate use of the apostrophe.

This unwillingness to recognize the value of a good grammar debate has led some people to question my ability to write (as well as my ability to think). Moreover, this unwillingness to debate such issues and resolve them by searching half a dozen conflicting style guides, has often left me with the unsettling feeling that maybe I don’t know my grammar well enough.

So when I saw grammar quiz, my stomach started to churn. Still, never one to back away from a good quiz (especially since the results would not be published), I gritted my teeth, tossed aside my caution, and took the quiz.

And I scored a perfect 100. That’s a perfect 100. As in no wrong answers.

You can try the quiz here.

By the way, if you’re like me and enjoy grammar in small doses with a bit of humor on the side, take a look at the SPOGG site. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

Silence Is So Beautiful . . .

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

The heat wave broke last night.

Today is the first day in two weeks that the air conditioner hasn’t run for most of the day. My windows are open; the air outside is cool and invigorating. The season feels more like early fall than mid-summer. It’s a wonderful day.

In fact, it would be a perfect day if it wasn’t for her.

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What I’m Reading Right Now!

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

Eternal LovecraftEternal Lovecraft, by Jim Turner and others. Years ago, during that summer when my brother was trying to teach me to love fishing as much as he did (trying is correct—it was a failed enterprise), I started carrying along a book for those inevitable moments when I became bored. At some point that summer, those books became books by H. P. Lovecraft. And so I was deep into At The Mountain of Madness when my brother caught a fourteen pound carp (ugghh!) and I suffered his anger when I wouldn’t just drop the book and help him land the monster. I read The Call of Cthulhu along the banks of a Mississippi River levee with the sun burning my neck and the chill of the story in my mind. Strangely enough, I remember The Doom That Came To Sarnath not just because of the doom, but because my brother was using bacon to catch crayfish and crayfish to catch catfish. It was a raw and real lesson on the circle of life in more ways than one. This book was hiding in the stacks of our local public library and so I grabbed it, thinking it was a collection of Lovecraft’s stories. I was wrong. Instead, it’s a collection of people writing on Lovecraftian (yes, a real word, according to editor Jim Turner) themes. In other words, people trying to write fiction like Lovecraft wrote fiction. Having made that discovery, I expected disappointment, but the collection is rather strong so far. It includes stories by Harlan Ellison, Stephen King, Ron Goulart, and others.

Something Like An AutobiographySomething Like An Autobiography, by Akira Kurosawa. Kurosawa falls into that category of people whose lives are almost as famous as their art (okay, maybe not in the United States, but certainly in Japan). Kurosawa directed some of greatest movies ever made, including Rashomon, Seven Samurai, and Yojimbo (all ranked among the top 250 movies every made at IMDB—for what that’s worth). Something Like An Autobiography is a collection of vignettes, pulled from the memory of Kurosawa, written with visual power and arranged with care and beauty until they come to resemble a series of scenes from one of his movies.

The Poisonwood BibleThe Poisonwood Bible, by Barbara Kingslover. I’m reading this book because my wife thinks I need to start reading books by people who are still alive. I’ve not read Kingslover before and so far (I’m fifty pages into it) its seems a bit over-written. Still, I’ll reserve final judgment until I’ve finished the book.